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Old 02-22-2009, 10:24 PM
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Will Rogers On aging

GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:41 PM
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Talk About Wisdom With Age!!!

After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.

Now I have a $250,000 home, a $20,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:07 PM
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That's funny.

Today I was reminded of another phenomenon of aging - whole technologies that have grown large and then completely disappeared in our life time. In this case its the original mousepad, 1/4" expanded neoprene rectangle with fabric on one side. Its tough to find them new anymore, anywhere.

Grandpa, tell me about mousepads again...

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Old 02-24-2009, 10:10 PM
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Want to buy some 8 tracks?
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