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Old 06-24-2009, 01:53 PM
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Over 50 Test--My score was 20

This is NOT a pushover test..
There are 20 questions. Average score is 12.

It will help if you are over 50! This one will be difficult

For the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you

Forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line

& let them know your score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as

Well. Good luck youngsters.





1. What builds Strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones Vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil







2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay


3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered


4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G.. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with
Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's Friend...

A. Stuart Whitman
B.. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo


7. Liar, liar.
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E.. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights
a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines


9. Hey kids! What time is it?

A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G.. Scoopy Doo Time


10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL Quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream.
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball Heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill


15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno


16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve,George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

Wonder, Wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto


19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV


20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors

*******************************************
Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid
Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

Don't forget to put your score in the subject line,

when you forward this on.
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:37 PM
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15 out of 20
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Old 06-24-2009, 06:21 PM
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I got 15.
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:21 PM
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I got 19. Being that I'm only 44, though, I'm not sure that's a good sign!
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:56 PM
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Got 18. Somehow I thought Peter Pan had been played by Danny Kaye, but no, Danny Kaye played Captain Hook in a TV version.

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Old 06-25-2009, 05:07 AM
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i got 17 out of 20.....must be getting old
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Old 06-25-2009, 07:55 PM
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17 out of 20

17 outta 20...............guess I watched too much TV as a child........

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Old 06-27-2009, 07:53 AM
Pimushe Kid Pimushe Kid is offline
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I scored an 18. Never liked Wonder Bread, and "Who wrote the book of love" was a 50's song and I was but a lad not that into music back then. Although, now that I think about it, wasn't it in the Classic movie, "American Graffiti." Gee I know I'm getting old. I'd better have as much fun as possible while I still can.

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Old 06-28-2009, 10:38 AM
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Lee my 20 makes me about your age I guess
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:27 PM
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Sid
How goes the battle?
Can't be my age, I'm 66 going on 39.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:45 PM
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Sid,

Thanks for sharing. My score was 20 for 20! My almost 15-year-old son got six. Hope all is well with you.
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:55 PM
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I'm only 40 and I got 19. Of course I do like to hang around with old people.
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:05 PM
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Missed 1, about Pepsodent, can't believe it been using that stuff since I was a kid.
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