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Shopping for the Mrs
I went to Kay jewelers to pick up my wife's repaired wedding ring. While I was there, only the male sales rep and I were present. So I asked the guy, If every kiss begins with Kay, where do I shop to start a blowjob? We both laughed like 2 idiots for a minute, and as soon as we stopped, a female voice called out from the back room. "The Mercedes dealership".
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