Farmer Mike

[KillerX]

Mike the farmer was in the
fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose
job it was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't
perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.


This took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had
a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill-out an efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was Old Butch, and a very
fine specimen he was, too.

But on this particular morning Mike noticed Old Butch's
bell hadn't rung at all! Mike went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.
The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for
cover.

But to Farmer Mike's amazement, Old Butch had his bell
in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a
pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one..

Mike was so proud of Old Butch, he entered him in the
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded Old Butch the
No-Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the
Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else
but a serious ???????? could figure out how to win two of
the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the
best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when
they weren't paying attention.

[Sparky_Bill]

I listened to Bush ringing his bell for eight L O N G years and it's still ringing in my ears and the ears of the folks who have lost their job, home and lives.

And to make matters worse we have Shooter (Dickh#%@) picking up the bell and continuing to ring it in our faces.

I do not find this bell ringing funny. :duel: :Agree:

[Sparky_Bill]

Let it be known that I like to do political battle. I am not upset (maybe a little disappointed some times) but never angry or ticked off that someone on the right thinks wrong. :BigLaugh:

So if I respond to something like above understand I am not ticked off you posted it but just giving my view. Johnny Ritz knows how to push that button but it's all good. Damm rain!!!!

[Wingnutx7]

Send all the roosters to the soup pot and start from scratch......plus there will no rooster groups thus each rooster thinks his own way and does his own thing without having to play like all the others in the group.

I hope that is obvious enough. No more career roosters.

Jeff