Sparky_Bill
09-11-2002, 07:11 PM
A Dakotan, a guy from Iowa, and a Minnesotan are riding horses near Pipestone, Minnesota.
The Dakotan, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in mid-air. The guy from Iowa is shocked and asks, "What are you doing? That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Dakotan replies, "In North Dakota, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap!"
A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Iowa pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the Dakotan. The guy from Minnesota can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a very expensive bottle of champagne. With a wink to the Dakotan he says "In Des Moines, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
About 15 minutes later, the Minnesotan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the bottle. He then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun and shoots the guy from Iowa. The Dakotan is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!" The Minnesotan replies, "Well, in Minnesota we don't waste beer, bottles are returnable and we have plenty of people from Iowa.
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Anyone want to let IowaVic know that this is here??? :BigLaugh:
The Dakotan, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in mid-air. The guy from Iowa is shocked and asks, "What are you doing? That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Dakotan replies, "In North Dakota, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap!"
A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Iowa pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the Dakotan. The guy from Minnesota can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a very expensive bottle of champagne. With a wink to the Dakotan he says "In Des Moines, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
About 15 minutes later, the Minnesotan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the bottle. He then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun and shoots the guy from Iowa. The Dakotan is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!" The Minnesotan replies, "Well, in Minnesota we don't waste beer, bottles are returnable and we have plenty of people from Iowa.
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Anyone want to let IowaVic know that this is here??? :BigLaugh: